The Colony of Ooferian Farmer Army 35 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.971 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 35ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The strong Ooferian Farmer Army 35ian economy, worth 170 trillion banks a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,542 banks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 35's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ooferian Farmer Army 35 is ranked 148,782^nd in the world and 5,802^nd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 2.97 billion capita.